Stocking up on napkins and plastic utensils when the office brings in lunch. PGP

I drink my coffee black. It’s simple and bitter just like me. PGP

I can’t wait to get my tax return. PGP

Physically, I haven’t missed a day of work in months. Mentally, I haven’t shown up to work in months.

12 hours into an extended homecoming weekend, already can’t keep up.

Coworkers giving their personal live commentary to CNN in the break room.

Dancing like Drake in Hotline Bling. PGP.

Listening to the women in my office justify their lunch choices

My 40 year old coworker has more sex than I do. PGP.

Took a day off from work to run errands. PGP.

Left my coffee mug at home and had to use the styrofoam cups like some kind of animal. PGP.

Only 3 more years until my car is paid off.