Sunny during the week, rainy during the weekend. PGP.

I go home on my lunch break just to smoke weed. PGP.

100% probability of ‘drinks and dinner’ leading to an alcohol induced bender. PGP.

Seriously debating calling in sick to play Halo 5, not being able to afford to actually do it. PGP.

My brain only registers the first and last five minutes of my commute. PGP

Taking off the Monday after homecoming weekend was the best decision I’ve made in October. PGP.

An iPhone working in an Android office…

Not altering my Friday night alcohol consumption even though I’m going in on Saturday. PGP.

Thought I had to poop so I went to the bathroom but it ended just being a big fart. Still stayed in the stall for 10 min. PGP.

Oh cool, we got new pens. PGP.

Buying life insurance is now on my radar. PGP.

One of my tinder matches requested to connect with me on LinkedIn. PGP