Passive aggressive notes about refilling the coffee pot. PGP

Our vp of research forgot to close his eHarmony tab before he shared his screen on a company wide video conference

Just was told…”I’m not throwing you under the bus, but….”

No one noticed my new haircut. PGP.

All of my hot keys were erased and now I have no idea how to do anything.

Why yes Netflix, I am a 25 year old dude who lives alone “still” watching New Girl on Sunday night. Is that so wrong? It makes me happy.

Refreshing for new articles. PGP.

Thinking about picking up smoking to get out of working 20 minutes every two hours. PGP.

The happiest moment of my day was when I realized I left my gym bag at home and couldn’t work out. PGP.

People who TYPE IN ALL CAPS. PGP.

I’ve never had to actually prove I went to college. PGP.

Just a small cog in a large corporate machine. PGP.