My older coworkers are talking about how good the new Justin Beiber album is. PGP.

My boss likes to remind me that I have the lowest level position in the company. #pgp

“You see that blocked kick last night?”

My coworkers joke, but I really do wish this place would burn to the ground. PGP.

Let’s have a moment of silence for all the men planning to “put a ring on it” this month. PGP.

I really enjoy being surrounded by sick coworkers who could work remotely but can’t grasp technology

Being too tired to have sex. PGP. Doing it anyway because you stayed the night and don’t want her to think you’ve transitioned into legitimately dating. PGP.

Explaining your Fantasy Football team name on the first date.

“How was your Thanksgiving…” – EVERYONEPGP

“Here is your mission should you choose to accept it,” -partner laughing as he gives me a project because he knows I have no choice in the matter. PGP.

End of Quarter being more important than the birth of a child PGP

When you’re an assistant coach but frequently mistaken for a recruit