Zero Turn lawn mower purchase. PGP.

“Let’s connect on this later this week.” PGP

Listening to George Carlin at work. PGPM

“Sent from my iPhone. Please excuse typos.” PGP

The only refrigerator magnets I have are save the date magnets.

That feeling when the horrible economy keeps older employees in senior positions longer. PGP

Guys, your company gives you free money if you put your paycheck into a 401(k)….being an adult is easy. PGP

I’m embarrassed by how much my team’s failures effect my mood the next day. PGP

Somebody got caught by the office cameras flicking off their boss behind his back. PGP.

Cubicle decorating contests. PGP.

My 6th most visited website at work is the “Blocked by Adminstrator” page.

“If there’s anything else I can do to be helpful…” (If you email again I swear to god…)