Got to work later than usual only to discover that a coworker disconnected my laptop and took my monitor before I got in. PGP.

Jeans are now approved at all times in the office. Next step, shorts. PGP.

Was almost done with my cup of coffee before I realized I never put cream in it. PGP.

My boss tried to argue with me that Wisconsin is in the eastern time zone. Twice. PGP.

Tomorrow’s forecast is calling for 8-12 inches of snow and up to 50 mph wind gusts. We still have to come into the office. PGP.

My mom still feels the need to make certain situations into life lessons. I am 26. PGP.

Our cleaning crew left so now we have to take out our trash and take turns cleaning the bathrooms. PGP.

Just bought an ice scraper for my car. I live in Florida. PGP.

Every time I see a “Rochester Institute of Technology” bumper sticker on a car I fear that I may be tailgating a co-worker on the commute to work. PGP.

“It feels so weird to type ‘2018’.” PGP.

Coworker just told me I should hit on our FedEx delivery man. PGP.

I’ve decided to allow myself to wear jeans to work, and everyone is giving me that judgmental look. PGP.