I’m going to my alma mater for Homecoming this weekend. Are pre-weekend scaries a thing? PGP.

Got my first Save the Date magnet. PGP.

Having more notification on my Dunkin’ Donuts app than on my Facebook. PGP.

You know you’re in deep shit when the boss identifies a problem that you created, then asks your superior to solve it instead of asking you. PGP.

Totaled my car and made an okcupid account in the same hour. PGP.

Spending money I don’t have on things I don’t want. PGP.

First to arrive at happy hour, last to arrive at the office. PGP.

Justifying your random assortment of furniture with “My future wife is just going to throw out all of my things anyway.” PGP.

“I’ve gotta go, T. Boone Pickens just walked in.” PGPowerMove.

One week away from going full Patrick Bateman. PGP.

Not really feeling work today. PGP.

That small feeling of satisfaction you get from knowing you are alone when walking into the bathroom and the motion lights click on. PGP.

“What’d you think of Bernie and Clinton last night?” PGP.

Wish I worked with cooler people. PGP.

Yesterday was a holiday? PGP.

The guy who sits 10 feet from me only asks me questions via email. PGP.

I had to teach my boss today how to properly tie a tie. PGP.

Hiding my credit card from myself for a month or two. PGP.

No one watches my snapchat stories anymore. PGP.

I still don’t know how a deductible works. PGP.