Still numb from that missed kick.

And another week of procrastination begins

My iPhone says I’ve exceeded my iCloud storage so I just paid 99cents for more but I still don’t understand the cloud.

A week after moving I was told we are moving offices near my old place.

Getting a little drunk and applying for new jobs

The only endorsement I get on LinkedIn is social media. PGP.

I’ve been here for almost two years and I still can’t really explain what it is that I do.

I want to quit my job, but I don’t want to deal with the hassle of finding a new one. PGP.

The floor below me has way nicer bathrooms than ours. PGP

“It’s the largest powerball in history!!” PGP

My work mom’s daughter is really hot and about to turn 18. PGP.

“Looks like we have the same urination schedule…”-Random guy I saw twice in the bathroom. PGP