Taking it as a compliment when you’re carded. PGP.

Spending a considerable amount of time wondering how the hell some of your coworkers are married with children. PGP.

Kissing ass and taking orders. PGP.

Buying a Wii instead of a gym membership. PGP.

Watching the wallet and the waistline. PGP.

“You look great! Have you been working out?” Nope. Just can’t afford food. PGP.

Going apeshit after a 6% raise. PGP.

Your retired parents partying late on weekdays. PGP.

That sad feeling you get when you finally accept that you have to move on to the next notch in your belt. PGP.

Spending Labor Day filling out job applications. PGP.

Everyone is getting married and having kids. I’m just like “I bought a new toaster with a bagel setting.” PGP.

The quarter-life crisis: just as bad as a mid-life crisis but no money to buy an awesome new car. PGP.

The five minutes sitting in your car in the parking lot thinking how great it would feel to be asleep before you walk into the office. PGP.

Unemployed, and drinking my way through my savings. PGP.

That totally helpless feeling when the internet is down. PGP.

My coworker’s kid asked me what Santa was bringing me for Christmas. I told him I was on the naughty list, so I wouldn’t be getting anything. PGP.

Got flagged by IT for typing “WTF?” in an email. PGP.

Getting really excited about the convenience of online bill paying. PGP.

Through coffee all things are possible. PGP.

When your 2-year work anniversary feels more like 20. PGP.