Having a recurring dream where you get fired. PGP.

Finding out via Facebook that another hot girl from college got engaged. PGP.

Coming back from a long holiday weekend even less rested than before. PGP.

Using “Could you send me that in an email?” to avoid any immediate responsibility. PGP.

Not getting the memo. PGP.

Some days I wish I was a ditch digger. PGP.

“You see, Bob…it’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.” PGP.

Having to be reminded that your birthday is coming up. PGP.

Finding ways to waste time while finding ways to not get fired. PGP.

“Hey, do you think you could endorse me for Microsoft Office on LinkedIn?” PGP.

Girl I used to hook up with in college just had a kid…again. PGP.

The condescending “please advise” at the end of an email from your supervisor. PGP.

Praying the gas you pass doesn’t extend past your cubicle. PGP.

Being asked to stay late because your boss knows you’re single. PGP.

Constantly toeing the line between networking and flirting. PGP.

Placing yourself on the 15-day DL after going out 3 nights in a row. PGP.

I thought for sure I’d have a sexless marriage by the time I was this age. PGP.

“Although your credentials are impressive, there were other candidates whose qualifications more closely match our specific requirements or preferences.” PGP.

I don’t know about you, but I’m not feeling 22. PGP.

Don’t quit your day job…. no really, don’t. Not in this economy. PGP.