having the money to travel, but not the time. PGP.

My co-worker who listens to Bieber without headphones and unironically supports Trump just got a corner office and a promotion. PGP.

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I’m snowed in, with my in-laws. PGP

Different shirt, same pants. PGP.

Hid in a vacant office to avoid having to sing “Happy Birthday.” PGP.

“Are you ready for this snow?” PGP.

Caught myself singing out loud, “Just keep swimming, just keep swimming…” PGP.

My girlfriend discovered my PGP name

Your year end credit card summary is now available. PGP.

Office replaced the old coffee pots with a Keurig machine, but you have to provide your own k cups.

Having a favorite font. PGP.