Being afraid to take a vacation because they’ll realize how little you actually do. PGP.

Having to listen to your boss tell a story for the twentieth time and act interested. PGP.

I was going to cook dinner, but I forgot to thaw the ground beef. PGP.

Hating the show “Girls” with a passion, but hating that you’ve often related to it even more. PGP.

Job relocation forcing you to abandon your “no new friends” policy. PGP.

Having that 2:30 feeling all day. PGP.

Borrowing your friend’s truck to pick up a free futon you found on craigslist. PGP.

Thank you for applying. We wish you success in all your future endeavors. PGP.

Hoarding vacation time. PGP.

Someone viewed my LinkedIn profile, but they did it anonymously. PGP.

Saving an email in drafts and sending it from home so the boss thinks I stayed at work later than I actually did. PGP.

Being out of the loop. PGP.

Using a calculator for extremely basic math. PGP.

Man, I look tired. PGP.

Stashing an electric razor in your center console. PGP.

Forgetting to take your cellphone to the bathroom. PGP.

Searching for an empty parking lot to eat your lunch in. PGP.

Suddenly becoming a diehard fan of your boss’s favorite team. PGP.

Actually using the vegetable drawer of your refrigerator for vegetables, not beer. PGP.

Sometimes I use Tinder to boost my self-esteem. PGP.