The mad dash for someone’s office supplies when they leave the company.

Dockers for life. PGP

Not knowing KK means weed. PGP

A partner just sent out an email selling his Celtics tickets worth more than the year-end bonus I finally received today. PGP.

My boss just said “This is consumer finance, money neve sleeps”. PGP

When people are noticeably surprised when you get to the office before 9:00 am. PGP.

Got a 3% raise…Do I press my luck and ask the company for a french press in the break room?

I got carded for ordering a glass of wine last night at a buisiness dinner with all my superiors. PGP.

My vyvanse cost $256 dollars today because I haven’t met my deductible yet. PGP.

My office mom ordered flowers and made reservations for Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have the heart to tell her I don’t yet have a date.

The phrase “learning curve.” PGP.

Going back to school to become a teacher cause this cubical life is not for me.