Applying for part time jobs while working at your full time job. PGP.

Unsolicited hot Cam Newton takes from coworkers. PGP.

Going to law school in New Orleans. Simultaneously the best and worst decision possible.

Watched the Super Bowl with only my fiancé and future in laws… I enjoyed it. PGP.

Was in bed before the game was over. PGP.

Everything gives me heartburn.

The days just blur together, like episodes of Seinfeld after an Ambien. PGP.

Messaged a girl on tinder telling her how pretty she was. She unmatched me. PGP.

Not even trying to look busy anymore. PGP

New desk is right across from my team lead. PGP

The new hire that started today is one one of my tinder matches.

One day I hope to have the suit game of Craig Sager. -PGP