The most junior guy just gave his 2-week notice today. He’s only been here for a month. PGP.

Email stating the office will be closed included tips “to best enable working from home and limit business disruption.” PGP.

That coworker that leaves an ounce of coffee in the pot so that he can leave the burden of making a new pot to someone else. PGP.

My annual raise doesn’t even cover inflation. PGP.

I’m pretty sure my boss is afraid of technology developed after 1985. PGP.

Getting stumped when someone asks you, “what do you do for fun?” PGP.

When your company updates its software and it’s worse than before. PGP.

Feeling proud for stopping at three beers… at lunch meeting. PGP.

I just found out that my boss is being fired. I have to coordinate a meeting to deliver the news. PGP.

Performance review season. PGP.

My grad school professor said “let’s get into it” 10 times tonight and I keep waiting for Dave to walk in. PGP.

My bar application has asked me 5 separate times if I am married. Really rubbing my loneliness in. PGP.