Switching to a non-commission job was the worst thing that ever happened to my motivation. PGP.

Getting pinched for not wearing green. PGP.

Can’t get a new laptop because IT says my current one hasn’t reached it’s “3 year lifespan”. PGP.

My boss just repeats the same 8 buzz words in every meeting. PGP

Occasionally chugging a cheap beer just to feel alive again. PGP.

“Looks like someone isn’t wearing their green today”

In between jobs right now so Paddy’s Day helps me to justify the continuation of binge drinking on my sofa alone. PGP.

Getting upset because your favorite candle was discontinued #PGP

ESPN and CBS have just been blocked.

My favorite Chipotle order gave me instant heartburn today.

My firm’s new cost-cutting strategy is reducing the number of days we have janitors to only 3 days a week. Fortune 500. PGP.

The only productive thing I’ve done today is fill out my bracket. PGP