Being judged now for wearing backwards hats. PGP

Not so subtle pressure from the girlfriend to propose. PGP

I hate staying out until closing time. PGP.

My coworkers call me “Hollywood” because I don’t have a kid. PGP.

My mom just emailed me an article about the negative medical effects of binge drinking. PGP.

Not telling people I still have a perfect bracket in fear of being “that guy.”

I would be lying if I said I had any intention of doing any actual work today.

Shouldn’t have had that last Jameson. PGP.

Having Friday Scaries. PGP.

Been thinking about Whiskey since 8:30am. PGP

Hearing the cringing sound of “Do you mind doing..” from your incompetent cowoker. PGP

“Awesome-Sauce.” PGP.