Your meeting with your boss regarding a possible promotion being rescheduled four times. PGP.

“How goes the battle?” PGP.

Coworkers that hum. PGP.

Hallway head nods. PGP

My boss thinks I’m “too fast with computers” to do my job well. PGP.

“I was referred to you…” PGP

I think I just tweaked a hammy wiping. PGP

I threatened a group of teenagers that I would get them kicked out of the movie, if they didn’t be quiet. PGP.

The guy in the stall next to mine said “Bless you” when I sneezed. PGP.

I’m a morning person. PGP.

Mom and Dad sent me as the “family rep” to Easter dinner because they didn’t want to go. PGP.

I have such a laissez faire approach to applying to jobs that I’m sure somewhere a recruiter hates me. PGP