Quadruple bogied my quarterly sales review. Pgp.

HR absolutely did not appreciate me barging into mid-interview for interns and asking them “kill fuck marry.”

I don’t want to sleep, I need to sleep

“Let me tie up a few loose ends and get back to you.”

“I’m not sure what your question is.” PGP.

Even my department’s administrative assistant knows I’m the lowest in rank and doesn’t fulfill my requests on time. PGP.

First day in my new office. Ate lunch alone in my truck. PGP.

Who’s going to own the action item on this? PGP

Old coworker just entered the bathroom with a novel under his arm. I was jealous of his foresight. PGP

Working out to fight gravity. PGP.

Someone going directly to your boss for something because they are not confident in your ability to handle it. PGP.

Can’t wait until I become one of these people whose whole job seems to be dropping by each office and asking its occupant “Do you have a minute?” PGP.