I put in maybe 3 hours of real work everyday. During my 3 month review, my manager described me as “professional, attentive, and a quick worker.” PGPM?

Never listened to a podcast before. PGP

No toilet paper at home, gotta hold it till work. PGP.

When you see the requisition for the job you just interviewed for reopened.

Getting Company tickets but no access to the suite PGP

“You’ll start getting the picture in about 6 months.” PGP.

The daily struggle between drinking or losing weight

Accidentally referred to myself as an alcoholic instead of a workaholic in a phone interview. At least I told the truth. PGP.

I’m going to need you to take ownership of any problems that may arise throughout the day. PGP

Accidentally got my work wife fired. PGP

I’m the only person on my team without a marriage, house, or kids. PGP.

Found a cheap microwave meal that I actually like, but my coworkers don’t like the smell so I can’t bring it anymore. PGP