Wearing noise cancelling headphones and still hearing my coworker try to talk to me in the break room. PGP

The office manager just said ‘Correctamondo’ and is playing Creed. PGP.

My piss still smells like beer. PGP.

Some psychopath scheduled an all day meeting that starts at 7:45 am on Friday. PGP

Made a mistake at the company event and am getting judged by the female colleagues…. blame it on the open bar. PGP.

Still sore from golf on Sunday. PGP

Trump just won my home state. PGP.

Planning out how you’re going to spend your time not working on the train ride in. PGP.

Applied for a job from my work computer yesterday. PGPM

Too lazy to take out my contacts every night. Too poor to afford Lasik. PGP.

My entire body is sore after playing Kan-Jam over the weekend

“So I know we’ve been talking recently of you being promoted, but…”