Copy and pasting PGP articles into Word so it looks like I’m working on a report. PGPM.

I just got notice I’m getting transferred to Tulsa. PGP.

Relating to Stanley from “The Office”. PGP.

One of my few sane coworkers gave her two weeks today. I’m like, “please don’t leave me here with all these assholes”. PGP.

We’re getting a Chick Fil A a block from my office. I haven’t been this excited since we got a new copier last month. This is my life now.

That envious feeling you get when you find out your coworker is switching companies. PGP.

The boss just got upset that the secretary wasn’t here to order his lunch for him so now I have to do it.

Took me 2 years to convince a now client to leave competition.. It took our service team 1 day to undo all my work. PGP.

Accepted a job offer this morning and already my productivity at my current job has plummeted. Haven’t even given notice yet.

My first Vegas trip is next week. It’s a business trip. PGP.

Sitting in the bathroom so long your foot falls asleep. PGP.

I stayed up the whole flight waiting for my flight attendant to bring my coffee, which she apparently forgot about. PGP.