Woman in the cube next to me spent all day making personal calls. She cried multiple time. PGP.

Being 24 and living with roommates who also double as your parents. PGP.

I’m finally too old to audition for The Real World on MTV. PGP.

Having half of a leftover burger, 2 taquitos, and an apple for lunch. PGP.

My boss asked me for honest feedback yesterday. I told her I felt she was not an effective leader…I got written up for insubordination. PGP.

My boss came to my cubicle to bitch about taking half a day off. I told him my grandmother just died. He didn’t say sorry. PGP.

The handicapped stall is out of order. PGP.

I recognize all of the novelty license plates on my commute. PGP.

Using your vacation fund to pay for car repairs and doctor bills. PGP.

Praying I get injured on the job. PGP.

My mom signed me up for Match.com and sent me an email of her top picks with the subject “You’re not getting any younger” PGP.

Having to wait in line at the printer PGP