Being 15 minutes early to happy hour. PGP.
“Checking” Twitter, then reading it for at least a half hour. PGP.
Eating lunch by yourself at your desk on your birthday. PGP.
Any activity outside of your daily norm being classified as “exercise.” PGP.
Realizing that by “stay in school” they meant “don’t ever leave.” PGP.
The feeling of sheer joy when someone cancels plans. PGP.
Got invited to the bachelor party, but not the wedding. PGP.
Just got my girlfriend pregnant. PGP.
Ugh. PGP.
Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V. PGP.
I brought in a box of donuts this morning and watched three people’s New Year’s resolutions crumble to pieces. PGPM.
Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.