I don’t have anything witty to say, I just really hate my job. PGP.
Legitimately asking cashiers “How’s your day going?” not out of politeness, but because I’m so eager to interact with anybody outside of my office. PGP.
Expecting a raise despite the fact that i do absolutely nothing at work. PGP
I’m a grown man taking a sick day to relive some glory days and play COD 4 with the boys. I have no shame. PGP.
On paper, I’m an adult. PGP
Boss makes 3 times your salary but still types with two index fingers. PGP.
Mid-meeting I got asked why I was there. PGP.
Living with your parents and still not managing to save any money. PGP.
Enthusiasm over a quality pen. PGP.
I just want to have enough money so that I don’t have to think twice about adding guacamole. PGP.
Stashing plastic forks in your desk drawer. PGP.
My coworkers call me “Hollywood” because I don’t have a kid. PGP.