Aspiring to be “office hot.” PGP.

Borrowed money from my parents again. PGP.

Preparing for a hurricane before it even gets officially named. PGP.

Got most of today’s steps in at the grocery store. PGP.

My coworkers don’t think I share enough. PGP.

Spent 20 minutes looking for my wallet this morning. PGP.

“Nobody knows what I do, it’s good for mystique.” PGP.

It’s already Monday again. PGP.

Having to work on Labor Day. PGP.

Being so busy at work and not getting a chance to get on Tinder. PGP.

Parents threatening to kick you off the family phone plan. PGP.

When your insurance agent calls to wish you a happy birthday before your mom before your mom does. PGP.