Ordered the car part I need yesterday at lunch. Car died a mile from my home after work. PGP.

Someone decided that it would be a good idea to take a shot after every Alabama touchdown. PGP.

Applied for a different position and began dreaming of a new car. Haven’t scheduled an interview yet but already have a budget and spreadsheet filled with specs. PGP.

Legitimately upset I forgot about the coupons I had in my pocket at the grocery store. PGP.

When your male coworkers assume you wear dresses to work to impress people, but really, you just don’t want to put on pants. PGP.

Check engine light. PGP.

SEC football was better when I was in college. PGP.

Pants aren’t fitting so great today. PGP.

“Chip reader not working.” PGP.

9am meeting the day after Labor Day. PGP

3 days since game day. Still hungover and sore. PGP.

Too young for the alumni tailgate, too old for the undergrad tailgate. PGP.