Boss sending a passive-aggressive email to the entire staff but knowing it’s directed at you.

Started my “summer diet” today and realized I have no plans to go to the beach this year.

Leaving my AirPods in when I’m not listening to music so nobody talks to me.

“So…how’s your bracket?”

Co-workers using St. Patrick’s Day to justify lunch beers as if you don’t have them every Friday.

Just received a reminder from HR on the company’s streaming policy.

The accounting team is relentlessly saying, “Happy Pi Day.”

Tillerson getting canned on a business trip.

Getting the Sunday Scaries after seeing Spring Break pics from friends still in college.

My friend’s dog has more Instagram followers than I do.

My company made us come into work even after our governor declared a state of emergency.

Returning from a four-day weekend and already ready for the week to be over.