I’m going to a BYOB wedding, that wasn’t a typo
Spending money that I don’t have. PGP.
Guys, your company gives you free money if you put your paycheck into a 401(k)….being an adult is easy. PGP
Got engaged Friday. On Saturday my future in-laws got upset because we didn’t have a date picked. PGP
New job in a new city. No clue what I’m doing and my number of friends just went from 2 to 0. PGP
Bumble, hinge, tinder. Repeat. PGP.
One week until the drought between football and March Madness. PGP
I was expecting a refund. I had to pay taxes. PGP.
Flo from Progressive is worth 5 million. PGP.
Losing all motivation to lift on the commute home. PGP
It kind of looks like the hot girl in the office got a boob job, but I can’t tell and there’s no one here I can confer with. PGP
Failed attempts at morning sex before work. PGP.