I just really don’t even want to go through with the effort of dressing up for Halloween anymore. PGP.

Taking handfuls of individual pain reliever packets home from the office rather than buying a bottle yourself. PGP.

Trying harder to not fuck it up rather than trying to succeed. PGP.

“Hey stranger!” PGP.

My job status is being changed to hourly because of FLSA. I have a graduate degree. PGP.

I wish I was half as good at my job as I was at interviewing for it. PGP.

Having dreams about neighborhood relations. PGP.

Someone threw up in the sink. PGP.

My dick boss just got yelled at by his boss and he is now pouting at his desk. Highlight of my week. PGP.

I got high off of my coffee today. PGP.

Not sick enough to stay home, but not at perfect health. PGP.

Watched “The Truman Show” last night. Now I’m paranoid and questioning my entire life. PGP.