Got invited to the bachelor party, but not the wedding. PGP.
Office manager printed out a list of everyone’s birthdays. I’m not on it but the girl hired 6 months after me is. PGP.
The realization that I’m officially closer to 30 than I am to 20. PGP.
I’ve started getting irrationally angry at emails that do not have easy to read fonts. PGP.
My password expired…I had to create a new password on my last day. PGP.
The teachers on summer vacation, complaining about how little they make, make more than me. PGP.
Co-worker calls me “Good Girl” every time I do something before he asks me to do it. PGP.
Getting recognized underneath the bathroom stall walls by your cowboy boots and someone striking up a conversation mid-deployment. PGP.
Taking a sick day when you aren’t sick to avoid your office full of coworkers who refuse to take a sick day when they are. PGP.
Shaun White is 31 and took the gold. I’m 36, living with my parents, and currently under review for “gross incompetence” by my boss.
Practicing my golf swing mid-conversation.
Having Alexa set recurring 14-minute reminders to touch the keyboard to keep an ‘Active’ status in Skype Business while working from home.