Starting to sound like your father and/or mother. PGP.
No acceptable pictures on your Facebook to use as your LinkedIn profile picture. PGP.
Having no idea what “casual” clothing is anymore. PGP.
Parents referring to your dog as their grandchild. PGP.
Telling the receptionist to hold all your calls even though you’re not important enough to actually receive one. PGP.
Fighting boredom and bureaucracy one day at a time. PGP.
Doing the absolute bare minimum in everything required of you. PGP.
Seeing a wedding ring as a stop sign as opposed to a personal challenge. PGP.
Need to fax something, and having no idea how to use the machine. PGP.
Actually having to “drink responsibly.” PGP.
When someone mentions SEC football and you think of the Securities and Exchange Commission. PGP.
Meeting a chick in a bar, and shaking her hand purely out of habit. PGP.