Talking to yourself. PGP.
The coworker who ends rude emails with a smiley face. PGP.
Late night Taco Bell just tastes like regret now. PGP.
I lost in the first round of playoffs in fantasy football. Now I have nothing to do at work besides work. PGP.
Pretending to look busy is becoming more exhausting than actual work. PGP.
If one more person says, “See you next year!” as they leave the office, I’m going to lose my shit. PGP.
Not making the company’s basketball team. PGP.
I heard the new $100 bill looks awesome. Too bad I won’t hold one any time soon. PGP.
Using YouTube in the office is a gateway drug to Netflix. PGP.
I hate the guy who brings donuts every Friday. PGP.
Some guy just got up in the middle of the cubicle aisle and started doing jumping jacks. No one even flinched. PGP.
Playing “find the hot girl” at a seminar with 500 CPAs and EAs. PGP.