Starting to recognize the same cars every morning on your commute. PGP.

I’m now part of “the machine” that I used to rage against. PGP.

Forgetting to turn your volume down while watching the Spring Break story on snapchat while at work.

Living in a one ISP neighborhood. PGP.

Typing a few extra letters after a word to make sure that spell check is still doing it’s job. PGP.

According to my life insurance policy I’m worth a lot more dead than alive. PGP

Get drunk early. Go to bed early. Wake up early.

Having all the ingredients to cook dinner except for the motivation. PGP.