Owing the federal government money instead of them owing you money.

Blowing your nose with paper towels. PGP.

Had another dream about work last night. PGP.

If one co-worker goes in on the snow day, you all go in.

Pondering your lunch plan four hours before lunch. PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

Having to check instagrams to figure out whether or not she has kid(s). PGP.

Taking two days of PTO meaning you do a week’s work in three days. PGP.