can’t forget to mention how fun it is when you’re the youngest person in the group by 15+ years and everyone thinks it’s necessary to tell you what they were doing at your age.
Even though I went to a well known state school I feel the exact same way. I thoroughly enjoyed my 5 year stay but that was enough for me and I feel no need to try to relive it.
another thing you can do to ensure being single is live somewhere with literally no opposite sex options your own age. I’ve been really killing it with this.
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can’t forget to mention how fun it is when you’re the youngest person in the group by 15+ years and everyone thinks it’s necessary to tell you what they were doing at your age.
Even though I went to a well known state school I feel the exact same way. I thoroughly enjoyed my 5 year stay but that was enough for me and I feel no need to try to relive it.
Maybe it’s time to move on
If a girl is willing to go out in 30-40 degree weather wearing next to no clothing I think the least I can do is buy her a couple drinks.
I’ve thought that might be the route for me until I realized they all have kids already. You just can’t win.
I feel fucking terrible for their boyfriends/husbands
another thing you can do to ensure being single is live somewhere with literally no opposite sex options your own age. I’ve been really killing it with this.
Well to be fair, he said thanks for all the other stuff. You can’t have it all.
Who pissed in your cereal this morning?
Hell yeah! What’s better than being packed in a sweltering hot subway car anytime you need to go anywhere?
I was just hoping he at least licked his ass first, but that definitely works for me too.
She does nothing all day every day but still finds it necessary to order groceries instead of going to the store..
The homeless are a proud people
Prime example being the guy driving a extended cab f-150 with giant tow mirrors and a cowboy hat sitting in the dash. Don’t be that guy.
That’s frat as fuck!
despite not knowing jack shit about consulting of any kind, these are becoming one of my favorite weekly reads.
If you can swing it definitely go for it! Spent my full 24 years on or near my parents ranch and can’t imagine life without it.
Two trump related jokes in the same article? Congrats on picking the lowest hanging fruit.
Camping is only tolerable when you’re waking up to fish or kill something the next morning.
Jordan Berkeley…. Would