Boss finally invited me to sit in his box at a Cards game. It’s preseason. Against the Texans. PGP.

I flip off just about everyone as soon as they leave my office. PGP.

Hungover at work. On a Tuesday. PGP.

I think I’m becoming the office Jerry. PGP.

Everyone thinks I’m the receptionist. PGP.

For person who typically despises work I got oddly excited over new office supplies. PGP.

People in the office have already started talking about the Halloween costume contest. That’s all they have to live for. PGP.

Stole a bottle of Tabasco from Chipotle today, just to feel something. Anything. PGP.