Going back to your desk to get your cell phone before heading to the bathroom. PGP.

“Shoulda burned this place down when I had the chance.” -Michael Scott. PGP.

The best part of traveling for work is having no shame in sitting at a bar alone. PGP.

Finally started alternating beer and water, six years after I was taught to do so. PGP.

People say I used to have a nice smile. PGP.

My girlfriend could do better. PGP.

I’ve had my office for one month. I just got news that I’m moving back to a cubicle because they need the space for someone else. PGP.

Forgetting the proper way to do something when the regulating agency is in the building because you’ve been cutting corners for so long. PGP.

Having to thank people who were incredibly rude to you. PGP.