The later the lunch, the shorter the afternoon. PGP.

Having to look the cleaning guy in the eye after exiting a stall. PGP.

Getting the high score on the blood pressure monitor at your local CVS. PGP.

She’s office hot. PGP.

My boss types with two fingers. PGP.

The overwhelming satisfaction you get when you see people you went to high school with doing much worse in life than you. PGP.

Facebook photos of friends running marathons. PGP.

I think the other burners on my stove are jealous of front-left. PGP.

That depressing moment when you pull up to work, and the building is not engulfed in flames. PGP.

Living vicariously through TFM. PGP.