Until recently, I thought Ariana Grande was a font in Microsoft Office. PGP.

I don’t have anything witty to say, I just really hate my job. PGP.

Enthusiasm over a quality pen. PGP.

I miss being able to relate to TFM. PGP.

Fuck. PGP.

Found my boss’s daughter on Tinder. Hopefully screwing me is a family affair. PGP.

That one guy who tells you inappropriate jokes simply because you are the youngest guy in the office. PGP.

My boss just did a very loud Hitler impression in the middle of the office. PGP.

Shaving, ironing, breakfast. Choose two. PGP.

Repeatedly explaining basic Microsoft Office commands to older coworkers. PGP.