When Urban Dictionary starts to become one of your most frequently visited websites. PGP.

I shit my pants at work today. PGP.

“How’s your bracket?” PGP.

Lying about your St. Patrick’s Day plans. PGP.

“Where’s your green?” PGP.

The frustration when your phone doesn’t recognize your fingerprint, so you have to personally type in your passcode. PGP.

Getting dinged from your dream job in the final round. PGP.

I don’t give a damn about your cheat day. PGP.