I’ve worked here for 2.5 years. I’m 26 y/o. My CEO just asked how my internship is going…

Let’s all run to the window because we’ve never seen rain before. PGP.

Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.

1: “How bout that rain last night?” 2: “Yeah, we need it, though.” PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

Pretending to work is harder than actually working.

There is a cute girl that sits across from me at work. I have no idea how to handle this situation. PGP.

Just realized I read and enjoyed an article ranking types of milk. PGP.

My Halloween news feed went from a bunch of girls in slutty costumes to a bunch of babies in costumes. PGP.

I found out my current job was posted on LinkedIn, so I applied for it. PGPM.