Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
Am I missing something? I feel like you have seriously over-estimated your understanding of the male psyche. The worst thing your ex can do is stop sleeping with you. As long as I finish, there really isn’t anything you can do or say that’s gonna piss me off. In short: Doesn’t Matter Had Sex.
That being said, if you want to practice emasculating someone during sex, I’m always up for a challenge.
The Rebound is a tried and true method. If you’re a guy, chances are your ex is already rolling in the sheets with some dude from Tinder whose pick up line was “Nice tits.” You’re already losing the break up, you might as well take the Rebound if you know it’s a sure thing.
“I hooked up with a girl who would talk to me in bed like I was a baby, and I liked it a lot more than I’m comfortable admitting.”
That’s not stupid, that’s just down right disturbing.
“Rule #1: You do not make Christmas Cards about Fight Club! Rule #2: You DO NOT make Christmas Cards about Fight Club!… Damn it John, what did I just fucking say?”
Once it was pointed out, I could see it. But I really think people see what they want to see. Kind of like the piece of toast with Jesus’ face. Is Bubbee Shapiro suing?
So what? They made a conscious decision to have a child. They have to live with the consequences. If they wanted to sit around and drink beer then they should have used birth control. And that’s still not a reason to post 1000 pictures of your kid every day.
“Uptown girl,
You know I can’t afford to buy her pearls,
But maybe someday when my ship comes in,
She’ll understand what kind of guy I’ve been,
And then I’ll win!”
Billy Joel knows what’s up.
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For those of you who have been living under a rock for the past 15 years: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLxSUKA–Dg
It’s really not that close to NYC but Marinelli’s pizza in Flemington NJ is the best pizza I’ve ever had, but I’m pretty biased.
How is The Sopranos intro “Woke Up This Morning” not on here? You’re a monster.
Good luck finding a ring that will fit on those sausages.
Am I missing something? I feel like you have seriously over-estimated your understanding of the male psyche. The worst thing your ex can do is stop sleeping with you. As long as I finish, there really isn’t anything you can do or say that’s gonna piss me off. In short: Doesn’t Matter Had Sex.
That being said, if you want to practice emasculating someone during sex, I’m always up for a challenge.
This sounds more like an IQ gap problem than an age gap problem, but that’s just my opinion.
The Rebound is a tried and true method. If you’re a guy, chances are your ex is already rolling in the sheets with some dude from Tinder whose pick up line was “Nice tits.” You’re already losing the break up, you might as well take the Rebound if you know it’s a sure thing.
Long distance relationships never work, Brian. Just let her go.
Don’t worry, it’s just for scarfing.
I never understood why people would buy Adderall when they can just go to a doctor. It’s much cheaper and you don’t have to break the law.
“I hooked up with a girl who would talk to me in bed like I was a baby, and I liked it a lot more than I’m comfortable admitting.”
That’s not stupid, that’s just down right disturbing.
She should probably fire the lawyer and double up on the therapy.
You talked to Finland? What did it say?
“Rule #1: You do not make Christmas Cards about Fight Club! Rule #2: You DO NOT make Christmas Cards about Fight Club!… Damn it John, what did I just fucking say?”
We all need a Rodney in our lives, Brian.
Can I have #3’s phone number?
Once it was pointed out, I could see it. But I really think people see what they want to see. Kind of like the piece of toast with Jesus’ face. Is Bubbee Shapiro suing?
So what? They made a conscious decision to have a child. They have to live with the consequences. If they wanted to sit around and drink beer then they should have used birth control. And that’s still not a reason to post 1000 pictures of your kid every day.
“Uptown girl,
You know I can’t afford to buy her pearls,
But maybe someday when my ship comes in,
She’ll understand what kind of guy I’ve been,
And then I’ll win!”
Billy Joel knows what’s up.
This is going to make a great Secret Santa gift at the office.