John Cessna’s mom was tired of him not having a handle on his life and told him to “sober up” in 2008. She thought the best way to do this was by sending out an annual Christmas card. So he did. Unfortunately for Mrs. Cessna, John took it a little too far.
From our reader, Patrick:
Back in 2008, my buddy John Cessna’s mom asked him to “sober up” and send out a Christmas card. Since then, he’s been releasing a ridiculous new card annually. This year’s picture features John getting sacrificed at the altar of a Santa-worshiping reindeer cult. You know, real heartwarming, Bing Crosby-type stuff!
Ol’ Bing would in fact be proud of John’s creative spirit and his warm embracing of the holiday season. Merry Christmas, John. You make us all want to be cheery and bright.
And the coup-de-grace, 2014
Nothing quite says “Merry Christmas!” like portraying yourself as a human sacrifice to an “Eyes Wide Shut”-style Santa worshipping cult..