Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
Unless you’re at a really expensive bar, they’re probably going to pour some Gordon’s with some sour mix and call it a Tom Collins. Speaking from experience, no hole in the wall is going to mix all that shot together. Plus, Bombay Sapphire > Tanqueray.
My snap judgment based on no proof whatsoever says that she does kegels at the gym in plain view of as many people as possible while wearing her gigantic wedding ring. So yeah, 10/10.
If I had a dollar for everytime I had an existential crisis, I’d have enough money to spend on booze and drugs to permanently distract me from said crisis. Keep fighting the good fight, Johnny.
Just nicotine and caffeine for me. If I take Adderall with coffee or a cigarette, it definitely makes it worse though. Coke doesn’t change my shitting schedule one way or the other. And then MDMA makes me not have to shit at all.
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Hendrick’s is 44%. Bombay is 47%
New Amsterdam is a unique and great value gin, but I prefer London dry gins. Hendrick’s is definitely my favorite after Bombay.
That would be two things, not one.
Unless you’re at a really expensive bar, they’re probably going to pour some Gordon’s with some sour mix and call it a Tom Collins. Speaking from experience, no hole in the wall is going to mix all that shot together. Plus, Bombay Sapphire > Tanqueray.
My snap judgment based on no proof whatsoever says that she does kegels at the gym in plain view of as many people as possible while wearing her gigantic wedding ring. So yeah, 10/10.
24 year old women can’t compete with 19 year old women because gravity is a bitch. That’s just science.
The doctor is in…side Lauren H.
If he was still around, his grandfather would have beat the shit out of him just for admitting the mob even exists.
Not what I asked for, but I’m glad to see that you’re willing to compromise, Dave.
I’ll buy Temps on DVD if Lindsey Shaw let’s me take her to a nice seafood restaurant.
Perfect email signature.
You’re a hack, Dorno
One day Dorn will shit his pants trying to flex for the camera. Then I’m sure he’ll write an article about it. Fuck you Dorn.
Writing an article about something that someone specifically asked you not to write an article about. PGPM.
You’re a terrible person.
If I had a dollar for everytime I had an existential crisis, I’d have enough money to spend on booze and drugs to permanently distract me from said crisis. Keep fighting the good fight, Johnny.
Work, dates, weddings, church, unwanted guests, shut out baseball games. Irish exits are the perfect solution to all of these problems.
Ask your doctor if Zoloft® is right for you.
Just nicotine and caffeine for me. If I take Adderall with coffee or a cigarette, it definitely makes it worse though. Coke doesn’t change my shitting schedule one way or the other. And then MDMA makes me not have to shit at all.