I’ve had the dad bod before dad bods were cool. PGP

“Firing up” your computer in the morning. PGP

5 of my Facebook friends are celebrating birthdays today, and I don’t care about any of them

Tuesday is the day I stop regretting last weekend and start looking forward to this weekend. PGP.

Obnoxious business word of the day: Leverage. PGP

People are beginning to expect more out of me. PGP

After two and a half years, I’ve finally encountered someone who puts haikus in their e-mail signature.

Took a personal on Monday. Saw a matinee by myself, cut the lawn, and was in bed by 9. PGP

“Can you check this for me?” PGP.

Hooked up with my old high school girlfriends mom this weekend.