“Another day, another dollar” PGP

1: “How’s it goin?” 2: “Just another day in paradise.”

That 2:30 feeling. PGP.

Really looking forward to Home Depot’s Memorial Day sale. PGP.

I need coffee to poop in the morning now PGP

Amazon has Dockers 35% off this week. PGP.

“I’m still trying to play catch-up from being out of the office last week.” PGP

“Reaching out” to people instead of just emailing or calling them. PGP

Boss just sat me down to discuss a new “distribution of responsibilities” in the office i.e. we’re giving you way more work but we will still pay you the same. PGP

Your boss complaining about being broke. PGP.