When you wake up 3 minutes before your alarm will go off but you still try to fall back asleep anyway. PGP.

Should’ve started that pop punk band back in ’06. PGP.

Coworkers who think Flo from Progressive is hilarious. PGP.

Frozen dinner for two, for one. PGP.

Spending more then you make.

“Let me find out and call you right back” PGP.

Wishing you could pull a Jake Locker and retire at 26. PGP.

Explaining what you do for a living. PGP.

Secretly hoping the weather is shitty for all the spring breakers. PGP.

Using a sticky note as a coaster. PGP.