Our sales guy just gave an entire presentation with his tie tucked into his pants. PGP.

Allocating your tax return into weekly dividends of slightly better liquor throughout the next year.

Some college kids at a bar refereed to me “Blue” last night. PGP

When you wake up 3 minutes before your alarm will go off but you still try to fall back asleep anyway. PGP.

I make it rain… Business cards. PGP

Having the constant fear that my mute button will malfunction at the worst possible time. PGP.