My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

Walking briskly through the office to create an illusion of being busy. PGP

Researching a company on LinkedIn and being distracted by profiles of the hot girls in their marketing dept.

Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP

The good news is that Nationwide commercial might have bought me some time with the wife’s plans to have kids. PGP.