Having to actually do work when PGP goes down for 30 minutes. PGP.

I am unreasonably excited about not having to pay for my flu shot this year. PGP.

Mom still thinks I drink too much. PGP.

Not telling your parents you got promoted because you’re scared they’ll stop giving you money. PGP.

Passive aggressively CC’ing someone’s manager on an email. PGP.