Dreading Thanksgiving conversation. PGP.

Debating whether to pay my unfathomably high car insurance bill today or go out and run up a bar tab on Thanksgiving Eve tomorrow. PGP.

Got married Saturday. Didn’t have sex. PGP.

My male coworker catfished me. PGP.

My boss not so subtly hinted that my position is being eliminated in 2018. PGP.

Had a dream that I was asking out the hot girl from work, woke up having an anxiety attack. PGP.