Giving yourself a pep talk in the parking lot, trying to get motivated to enter the building. PGP.

Finishing your work well in advance of when it’s due, but only handing it in slightly early to avoid being given more work. PGP.

1: “Going to decorate your cube?” 2: “Someday. With my brain splatter.” PGP.

Wishing the price gun at work was a real gun so you could end your suffering. PGP.

I feel like I’m Leonardo DiCaprio from Catch Me If You Can. Every day I go to my new job, dressing and acting like I belong, and wondering when they’ll figure out I don’t know shit. PGP.

The looks of pity you get when someone catches you making a PB&J in the kitchen. PGP.

Responding with “Let’s not play pass the blame here, okay?” when someone asks you a simple question in a conference call. PGP.

Monday through Friday. PGP.